If you purchased $1 000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you purchased $1 000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you purchased $1 000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you purchased $1 000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle

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